Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt; a USMNT guide for achieving victory over Portugal

The United States Men’s National Team is playing Portugal today. Just like every World Cup match before it, this is the most important soccer game in US history. Head coach Jürgen Klinsmann and his staff of experts have been toiling away at a game plan for months. They know Portugal. … Continue reading

Braves Coach Heroically Directs Traffic; city gridlocked, countless injured

Last night Atlanta Braves third base coach, Doug Dascenzo, took to the streets to fill in for a broken traffic light in the Midtown area. One well-intended miscue led to another and before he knew it, Dascenzo had crippled the city. There were multiple pileups caused in the ensuing chaos, … Continue reading